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Silly knock-knock jokes for kids

Get ready for giggles with a kid-friendly collection of silly knock-knock jokes. Pick the number of questions you want and choose an easy, mixed, or tricky run. Each question gives you four answer opt...

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What you’ll practice

This quiz helps kids (and grown-ups) recognize classic knock-knock structure, match setups to punchlines, and spot wordplay that makes a joke land.

Because every question has 4 options and no timer, you can read aloud, think it through, and replay favorites without pressure.

Difficulty and question count

Difficulty is mixed on purpose: some are super obvious, while others lean on puns, homophones, or tricky phrasing to keep things interesting.

Before you start, choose your question count and select a difficulty that fits your mood—quick laughs or a longer giggle marathon.

Common pitfalls (and how to avoid them)

  • Skimming the setup and missing a key word that the punchline depends on
  • Mixing up similar-sounding answers when the joke uses a pun
  • Overthinking simple kid jokes that are meant to be straightforward
  • Ignoring the “Knock, knock / Who’s there?” rhythm that guides the correct response
  • Reading too fast and missing the pause that makes the punchline click

Tips for more fun

Try reading the question out loud and pausing before you pick an option—knock-knock jokes often make more sense when spoken. If you’re playing with kids, use wrong answers as a chance to explain the wordplay and then run the joke again for extra laughs.

Sample questions

Knock, knock.

  • A.Who's there? Cow says.
  • B.Who's there? Cow jumps.
  • C.Who's there? Cow eats.
  • D.Who's there? Cow flies.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who?

  • A.Don't cry, it's just a joke!
  • B.I'm sad, why are you here?
  • C.It’s a scary ghost!
  • D.Boo is my pet!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?

  • A.Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!
  • B.Lettuce is my favorite food!
  • C.Lettuce go to the park!
  • D.Lettuce sing a song!

Quiz FAQ

How many questions are in this quiz?

This quiz has 99 questions of silly knock-knock jokes for kids.

Is this quiz timed?

No. There’s no timer, so you can read each joke and choose calmly.

How does the answer format work?

Each question is multiple-choice with 4 options, and you pick the best punchline or response.

Can I choose the difficulty and length?

Yes. Select your preferred difficulty and question count before starting to match your mood and time.

Why do some questions feel harder than others?

The quiz is mixed difficulty, so you’ll see easy classics plus puns and wordplay that take a second look.

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